I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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