This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
my liver is dry heaving
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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