She is in my trunk
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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