The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
thus making me awesome and them whores
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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