..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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