So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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