Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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