You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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