Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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