White coat. Heels.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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