brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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