How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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