is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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