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i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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