i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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