Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
