I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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