I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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