no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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