The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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