Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
