Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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