I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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