Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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