He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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