We're like a lot better than the average bears
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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