he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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