we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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