college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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