I heard we made out
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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