You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
