I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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