Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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