Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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