AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
