Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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