i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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