i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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