Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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