i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My breasts were aching with rage.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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