is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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