I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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