Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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