Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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