Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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