i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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