The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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