I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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