i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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