pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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