He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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