so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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