mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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