that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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