and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
